sometimes i see posts that are like “people with gf cant make tfw no gf jokes because they don’t truly know that feel” but like, isn’t our natural state of existence that of no gf? we are not born with gf, nor do i believe we ever will be, so don’t we all, at heart, in our souls, know that feel when no gf?
ernest hemmingway was so renowned for his brevity that he could write a moving and compelling story using only six words:
"for sale: baby shoes, never worn."
i have bested hemmingway by creating another, even more heartwrenching story, using only five words:
"theft is for scum" nice opinion whered u get it, the cop store